29/03/21

[Test] Star Shrek

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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy….

  • No, I am your father
  • I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
  • These are not the droids you are looking for

Meanwhile, in a kingdom far, far away

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love’s first kiss.

  1. Lord Farquaad, he huffed and he puffed and he…signed an eviction notice
  2. Put me down or you will suffer the consequences
  3. Hey there’s that bush that looks like Shirley Bassey

“Fire up the oven, Muffin Man, we got a big order to fill”

By Gingey

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was lookin’ kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead. The years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’. Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin’. Didn’t make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do so much to see. So what’s wrong with takin’ the backstreets You’ll never know if you don’t go. You’ll never shine if you don’t glow.

Name Fairytale Number of films
Sleepy Snow White and the Seven Dwarves 3
King Harold Frog Prince 2